Right, here are some links to sites much better than mine. So you can quickly get out of here.

Funny sites
Afrosquad - Pure genius. The only site that would dare to advertise toilet roll "so yo' hand don't smell like ass."

The Most Complete and Most Useless Colection of Pick-up Lines - Worth the sorting through just for classics such as "I think I can die happy now, because I've just seen a piece of heaven." None of them have worked for me yet, though...

Dilbert - The best comic strip around which actually intelligently talks about computers!

Fordys.net - Here you can find the best jokes mailing list on the net.

Things you need
ICQ - Chat to all the sad people you know on the net so you can pretend to have friends!

Winamp - Listen to your CD's and MP3's in style.

Musicmatch Jukebox - Turn your CD's into MP3's.

Other sites you should know about:
Ask Jeeves - The best search engine on the web.

Future Gamer - All the latest games news sent to your inbox.

OJ Web Design - The web design company I run with a mate.

Bezerk games - The home of the funniest game in the world, You Don't Know Jack, and other great net games such as Get the Picture.

Madasafish - The best ISP in Britain.